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There is a certain point in November when the sport stops pretending everyone controls their own destiny, and we are very much there. This weekend is less about who is “good” and more about who can keep the math alive for one more week while the walls close in. Oregon and USC are basically staging a custody battle over playoff relevance, BYU is trying to convince the committee that Provo counts as a power zip code, and North Texas is out here auditioning for the role of “G5 team your athletic director pretends to know a lot about.” The Heisman hype machine has turned into a two channel feed, one labeled “ridiculous stat lines” and the other “did it in the fourth quarter, please clap.” Coaches on the move are already talking about “big time expectations” before they even find a house, NIL cops are printing new business cards, and the portal is doing that quiet pre storm rumble where you can feel the tampering through the screen.

If it feels like everyone is either chasing trophies or looking for the exit, that is because late season college football is basically Black Friday for hope.

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📰 Two-Minute Drill

NIL Cops Get a Badge Upgrade
College sports’ new oversight crew just gave itself more teeth on NIL enforcement — faster investigations, tougher penalties, and a clearer shot at rogue collectives. The message: enjoy the money, but don’t get cute with the rulebook.
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Hokies Hand the Keys to James Franklin
Virginia Tech fires Brent Pry after the slog of another lost season and brings in James Franklin, who’s already talking “big-time program” expectations. Translation: more money, better facilities, and a much shorter leash for everyone involved.
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Lane Kiffin’s Decision Rocks the SEC
Lane Kiffin’s latest move turns Ole Miss into the center of the coaching multiverse, with ripple effects from Oxford to every AD’s burner phone. The story isn’t just where Kiffin lands — it’s which SEC rival gets thrown off balance in the process.
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Heisman Race Turns Into Two-Man Cage Match
Texas A&M’s Marcel Reed and Indiana’s Fernando Mendoza have turned the Heisman into a biweekly referendum on clutch time. Voters get to pick between comeback chaos in College Station and stat-padding consistency in Bloomington. Good luck.
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Feds Bust Alleged Mafia-Backed Betting Ring
Prosecutors dropped charges on an alleged Mafia-backed sports betting ring, complete with fixed lower-level events and laundered cash. It’s a reminder that as legal wagering explodes, the integrity cops are playing catch-up in real time.
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🍿 The Popcorn Games

No. 7 Oregon vs. No. 17 USC
📍 Autzen Stadium, Eugene, OR
🕒 Saturday, 3:30 PM ET on CBS
Autzen gets the full “end of the world” treatment for a top-25 Big Ten showdown with real CFP juice. Oregon’s balanced attack and quietly nasty defense try to choke out a USC offense that still thrives on explosives. Add in national spotlight and the Trojans chasing their own playoff lane, and this feels like a de facto Big Ten semifinal where one busted coverage might swing the whole weekend.

No. 11 BYU at Cincinnati
📍 Nippert Stadium, Cincinnati, OH
🕒 Saturday, 8:00 PM ET on FOX
Nippert at Night is pure chaos fuel. BYU rolls in with a clear path to the playoff if it wins out, while Cincinnati’s best shot at salvaging the season is wrecking that plan on senior night. The Cougars’ efficient passing game and takeaway-happy defense meet a Bearcats team that’s better than its record and absolutely built for ugly, late-fourth-quarter drama.

No. 22 North Texas at Rice
📍 Rice Stadium, Houston, TX
🕒 Saturday, 7:30 PM ET on ESPNU
North Texas just snapped a 66-year AP drought and brings one of the nation’s most explosive offenses into a small, echo-chamber stadium against a 5–5 Rice team clinging to bowl hopes. The Mean Green push tempo, bomb away, and lean on young skill talent, while Rice counters with ball control and a defense that survives by dragging games into the mud. If UNT starts slow or coughs up a couple turnovers, this goes from “ranked G5 showcase” to “entire internet suddenly scoreboard-watching an AAC game in Houston,” which honestly tracks..

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Bet Your Team On That Guy 🏈

Jeremiyah Love, RB, Jr., Notre Dame

Why he’s the guy: Notre Dame’s offense finally picked a personality, and it’s “give 12 the ball and get out of the way.” Love has turned the Irish from “hope the QB finds it” into a downhill sledgehammer, stacking chunk runs and turning bad down-and-distance into second-and-manageable. That Navy run where he sat on a dude, never actually hit the ground, and still scored? That’s the whole résumé in one GIF.

Recent heater: Over his last three games, he’s living in that 100-yards-and-multiple-TDs neighborhood — nearly 400 rushing yards, a fistful of scores, and a highlight reel that keeps showing up in Heisman segments. When the Irish needed someone to close out Boston College and Pitt, it was Love hammering the edges and ripping off daggers in the fourth quarter.

How he wins: Vision first, violence second. He’s patient to the hole, brutal through it, and mean in the last five yards. Notre Dame’s zone stuff looks simple until he sets up a linebacker, plants once, and explodes into daylight. Add in just enough receiving juice on swings and screens, and defenses can’t just crowd the A-gaps and pray.

Team MVP case: When Love is cooking, everything else gets easier — the passing game lives in play-action, the defense lives with a lead, and Marcus Freeman suddenly looks like he’s coaching a bully again. Take him out of the equation and this roster feels like it’s back to grinding out 20–17 rock fights; with him, they look like the kind of team that can walk into a New Year’s Six game expecting to trade haymakers.

This week’s stakes: Notre Dame is still trying to shove its way into the playoff and lock in a New Year’s Six floor, and the cleanest path is Love pounding another opponent into submission. One more big night keeps his non-QB Heisman case alive and reinforces the obvious: if you’re betting your team on one dude right now, it’s the back who turned a good Irish offense into a problem.

🩼 The Walking Boot – Injury Update

Nico Iamaleava, QB – UCLA
UCLA’s offense already lives on a knife’s edge, and losing Nico Iamaleava to a concussion pulled the plug entirely last week. He entered protocol after the Nebraska game and was ruled out against Ohio State; the staff now calls him day-to-day as he works through return-to-play steps before Washington. Fantasy managers should assume another limited or missed outing and treat any Bruins skill player as a risky start until he’s fully cleared.

Rueben Owens II, RB – Texas A&M
Aggie fans got a scare when Rueben Owens limped off with a right leg injury in the fourth quarter of the comeback win over South Carolina and never returned. Mike Elko has since downplayed the issue, saying it isn’t a major injury, but Owens is effectively a true week-to-week call heading into Samford and Texas. Fantasy managers should roster insurance (EJ Smith, Jamarion Morrow) and be ready to pivot if A&M protects him in a cupcake spot.

Jordan Marshall, RB – Michigan
Michigan dodged disaster with Jordan Marshall, who torched Northwestern for 142 yards and two scores before exiting in the fourth quarter with a shoulder injury. X-rays came back clean, and Sherrone Moore has labeled him day-to-day, but multiple reports suggest the staff could be cautious with Maryland up next and Ohio State looming. Fantasy-wise, expect limited work at best this week and bump Bryson Kuzdzal into startable territory if Marshall is ruled out.

Jeremiah Smith, WR – Ohio State
Ohio State’s star freshman wideout scared everyone when he played through a pregame “questionable” tag vs. UCLA, then left early while visibly limping and didn’t return. Ryan Day has offered only vague updates, saying there are no long-term concerns and emphasizing they want him “100% for what’s coming” as The Game approaches. Expect heavy load management in any remaining tune-up; fantasy managers should treat Smith as boom-or-zero and have a backup ready for late scratches.

💥 Dumpster Fire 5 – Pain Rankings

Think of the Dumpster Fire 5 as a weekly pain index, not a power ranking. It tracks programs actively melting on live TV, judged by bad losses, collapsing game plans, coaching heat, injury chaos, and vibes that smell like burnt rubber.

Oklahoma State
Record: 1-9, Big 12 preseason rank: projected bottom tier
From “they always find a way to a bowl” to “do they find a way to a first down?” in record time. A 69-3 humiliation at Oregon, a home loss to Tulsa, and now a 14-6 faceplant vs Kansas State where five turnovers gifted the Wildcats every point have OSU sitting 1-9 and 0-7 in the league. Mike Gundy was fired after three games, Doug Meacham is holding the headset, and the Cowboys are dead last in the Big 12 standings. The schedule still has UCF, the locker room has seen enough, and the brand is drifting from “consistent” to “cautionary tale.”

Florida
Record: 3-7, SEC preseason rank: No. 6
The Gators were supposed to be the SEC’s “they might actually be back” team. Instead, Billy Napier got fired at 3-4, leaving behind a 22-23 record, the program’s worst winning percentage since the 1940s, and a roughly $21 million buyout. Florida has since slid to 3-7 after a 34-24 loss at Ole Miss, locked out of bowl season and riding a three-game losing streak with only rivalry spoilers left to sell. DJ Lagway keeps taking hits behind a leaky line, the Swamp is booing more than believing, and the preseason “middle of the SEC” prediction feels like generous fiction.

South Carolina
Record: 3-7, SEC preseason rank: No. 5
Picked fifth in the SEC and getting dark-horse title buzz, South Carolina instead just authored one of the more cursed losses of the decade. The Gamecocks led No. 3 Texas A&M 30-3 at halftime, then surrendered a 27-point comeback in a 31-30 loss that officially nuked bowl eligibility and extended their losing streak to five. Shane Beamer’s team is 3-7, 1-7 in the league, and being called “one of the season’s biggest collapses” after climbing into the top 10 back in September. The preseason poll said step forward; the actual tape screams psychological thriller.

Boston College
Record: 1-10, ACC preseason rank: No. 13
BC was supposed to hover around five or six wins and quietly grind through Year 2 under Bill O’Brien. Instead, the Eagles sit 1-10, 0-7 in the ACC, riding a 10-game losing streak and holding down 135th of 136 nationally by record. The latest chapter: a 36-34 home loss to Georgia Tech where BC led late, got shredded one more time, and watched its upset bid fizzle. O’Brien has already snapped at reporters about the season, fan patience is evaporating, and “momentum” now means hoping the losing streak doesn’t hit 12.

Michigan State
Record: 3-7, Big Ten preseason rank: T-No. 13
Sparty’s reboot under Jonathan Smith is stuck in a slow-motion pratfall. A 3-0 start has dissolved into seven straight losses in Big Ten play, capped by a 28-10 home loss to equally desperate Penn State that eliminated MSU from bowl contention and turned the Land-Grant Trophy back over with a shrug. Then the NCAA dropped three years of probation, vacated 14 wins from 2022–24, and slapped on recruiting penalties tied to the Mel Tucker era — just as the program was trying to sell a fresh start. The on-field product looks like 1958 in the standings, the record book just lost an entire chapter, and the rebuild now has to dig out from under both the losses and the asterisk.

🎲 The Spread Option

The college football board kicked our teeth in again — 1-4 last week, and the season mark now looks like a PSA for bankroll management. At this point, fading us might be a hedge, but we’re still firing: tighter card, real edges only, narrative juice required.

Record Last Week: 1-4
Season Total: 21-36-1

🔥 CFP Anxiety Bowl
USC Trojans at Oregon Ducks — Oregon -9.5, Total 59.5 (BetMGM)
Oregon has the No. 10 scoring offense and a top-10 scoring defense, and they’re still only 5-5 ATS — the market already bakes in “Ducks win big.” USC brings a top-15 scoring offense and zero fear of a track meet, plus this is Lincoln Riley’s full-focus Super Bowl with College GameDay in town and CFP oxygen on both sidelines.

Pick: USC +9.5.

🐊 Third Saturday In… November?
Tennessee Volunteers at Florida Gators — Tennessee -4.5, Total 57.5 (BetMGM)
Tennessee hasn’t won in Gainesville since 2003, is laying points on the road, and walks into a Swamp where Florida is bad but absolutely still petty. Vols are bombing people through the air (top-five scoring offense) and have gone over in seven of ten, but that same defense bleeds yards and lets home dogs hang around. Florida just scared Ole Miss and would love nothing more than to drag another nine-win dream into the mud while they openly shop for a new coach.

Pick: Florida +4.5.

📡 Numbers vs. Nerves Game
BYU Cougars at Cincinnati Bearcats — BYU -2.5, Total 54.5 (BetMGM)
BYU is 9-1, 7-3 ATS, and still only a field-goal-ish favorite in a game that basically decides whether they keep controlling their path to the Big 12 title game. Advanced metrics love the Cougars — top-20 by SP+ and FEI — and most models have them as a clear favorite while the spread refuses to move off -2.5. Cincy’s offense is legit, but the Bearcats have dropped two straight and their defense ranks in the “please throw on us” tier.

Pick: BYU -2.5.

🏗 Respect the New Construction Line
Kentucky Wildcats at No. 12 Vanderbilt Commodores — Vanderbilt -9.5, Total 53.5 (BetMGM)
Vandy is 8-2, top-15, and suddenly the team laying nearly double digits in a division game. Which honestly? Tracks. They’re 7-2-1 ATS and finally getting priced like a real bully — but this is exactly where backdoor covers live. Kentucky is 5-5, much better against the run than the logo suggests, and playing for bowl oxygen with a veteran QB who’s seen worse than a chilly afternoon in Nashville. FirstBank Stadium will be live, but this feels more grind than blowout.

Pick: Kentucky +9.5.

🎭 Track Meet Watch — O/U Feature
UConn Huskies at Florida Atlantic Owls — Total 66.5, UConn -7.5 (BetMGM)
Both teams throw it like they’re allergic to rushing attempts: UConn has a top-20 passing offense, FAU is literally No. 1 in the country through the air. Seven of UConn’s eleven games have gone over, FAU’s hit the team-total over in eight of nine, and neither secondary is exactly the ’85 Bears. Boca afternoon, fast track, two QBs chasing tape for scouts — this sets up as four quarters of “we score, you score, nobody punts from midfield.”

Pick: Over 66.5.

Oregon–USC will either clean up the playoff picture or dump it straight into a wood chipper, BYU and Cincinnati will argue about who counts as “real” Big 12, and North Texas at Rice will quietly decide which sickos were actually paying attention. Between now and then, set your watch by every coach insisting they are “focused on us,” which is translation for full panic. Keep one eye on the NIL cops and the other on the Walking Boot report, because availability is the only advanced stat that matters in November. Never trust October Heisman odds, always remember kickers write the last sentence, and accept that the Dumpster Fire 5 is really just a waiting room.

— The Convert on Fourth Down Team

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